Gentlemen, this fallen angel is the illegitimate daughter of art and science. A modern marvel of engineering, clockworks elevated to the very natural process which even now is in your blood, racing, your eyes flashing at such irreproachable beauty. Here is Gaia, here is Eve, here is Lilith, and I stand before you as her father. Sprung fully-formed from my brow, dewy and sweet; she can be yours and yours again, for her flesh is the incorruptible pale to be excused from the wages of sin."
-Abney Park, Herr Drosselmeyer's Doll

frostymaggie:

z snap

breakfastkingdompubliclibrary:

ianjq:

GOODJAKES.jpg

i made this back when i started the storyboard supervisor gig.

i’m releasing this cause i’ve noticed people do some really wack “flat-style” Adventure Time drawings, and that Jake is hard to get right. so here’s my protips for those problems

Ian Jones-Quartey (aka voice of Wallow on Bravest Warriors) teaches us how to draw good Jakes.  (Not wack “flat-style” Jakes)

When he’s chillin keep him like a loaf

breakfastkingdompubliclibrary:

“wee-ooo, wee-ooo”

workneverover:

peroxideshotstuff:

I’m just a snack to you aren’t I?

“Just”?

I love snacking.

breakfastkingdompubliclibrary:

Adventure Time insists on emotional honesty — even in its bad guys, usually depicted as cardboard villains in kids’ cartoons.

[Lev] Grossman offers the shrill, socially maladapted Earl of Lemongrab as an example. An unlikable character, his story is movingly explored and raises questions nearly every kid has wondered about: Why do I seem weird to other people? Why do I seem weird to myself?

—An Adventure for Kids and Maybe for Their Parents, Too, National Public Radio

waffleawful:

There is a child lying on the floor and inching herself forward proclaiming “I’m a worm! ROOAAHHH.”

Children.

janecrockersbutt:

zillyh00:

feminist bro strider is my favorite thing

mmmcookies22:

punziepond:

kittykittydontpanic:

bougiegal:

just a reminder than tumblr gets face characters fired and if you keep going in this direction with the new Peter Pan face character you are all so suddenly obsessed with you’re going to make him lose his job

can you explain how that happens? 

people find out his real name and call him that at the park, therefore taking him out of character and ruining the magic for the younger kids

SIGNAL BOOSTING THIS SHIT